Frat Guy 1: Oh dude i can't wait to with party with the Alpha Slut Omega sorority.
Frat Guy 2: Yeah man, they have all the sorority sluts.
Frat Guy 1: Hey, you want to jerk each other off before she comes over?"
Frat Guy 2: I already am brother!
Frat Guy 2: Yeah man, they have all the sorority sluts.
Frat Guy 1: Hey, you want to jerk each other off before she comes over?"
Frat Guy 2: I already am brother!
by Frat Guy 3 June 29, 2006
Get the sorority slut mug.An organization for the most useless of the useless. Makes people feel like they are part of something to give their puny life's a lift. Follows an extremely funny structure that makes the rats in the maze think they are doing something. Morals? no thanks that word sounds very dull and boring. Have no friends? Dint have such a "kool" K-12? Do you desperately seek to socialize? Want to know where the parties and events are at? Join a sorority. They will group you and a bunch of other girls that signed up and will give you a part in a Greek label. And now you are magically best friends, or shall I say sisters with people you never knew in your life but are meaningless exactly like you and I. Follow every bit of influence, satisfy every bit of pressure, follow tradition, trust everyone around you, and most of all, make sure you blend in so you too can be in with the crowd.
I didnt have any friends and nothing to do at my new school. So I joined a sorority. They helped me out. Now I am in charge of holding the beer pong for my sisters every weekend.
by knowit October 24, 2008
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Sororitard: Everyone always thinks death by shark is horrible, but I'm telling you, it is not that bad.
Sororitard: Everyone always thinks death by shark is horrible, but I'm telling you, it is not that bad.
by Kaspar Hauser Knows Best March 25, 2007
Get the sororitard mug.1. "I have way too many guy friends to count." (Translation from Sororitese to English: "I suck way too many penises to count.")
by Mariner4590 September 17, 2010
Get the Sororitese mug.1. A collegiate organization for women who either subscribe to the ideals of fascism - specifically the belief that ordered communities of learning should be structured along arbitrary social lines of division which should then be distinguished from one another by the letters of an extinct alphabet and further reinforced by secret ceremonies and pledges of allegiance to their clan - or for women who just want to get drunk and screw around a lot.
2. A community of college age women who are united in their passionate thirst to shop, especially when it comes to buying themselves friends.
2. A community of college age women who are united in their passionate thirst to shop, especially when it comes to buying themselves friends.
Although the above definitions do not apply to any sorority in particular, I believe they nonetheless characterize the spirit of most sororities currently active in United States academia.
by nethcev! August 18, 2006
Get the Sorority mug.When a female age 18-22 has pledged a sorority at a college and has morphed into an all-knowing, self-centered, entitled brat. They treat everyone like they are pledges, and say phrases such as "you're uselss" or "you're pledge class freakin SUCKED now bark like a fucking dog"
Mom, like get me a fucking drink bitch. I pledged 4 months before you, SHOW ME SOME RESPECT.
Wow my daughter has total Sorority Syndrome.
Wow my daughter has total Sorority Syndrome.
by haahahehehe January 5, 2011
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by J "Assman" T March 15, 2011
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