slapping the ham

To masturbate continually for hours upon end.

Danny is known for slapping the ham.

by sixtynine lover June 26, 2006

Double Slapping

In a game of zombies on "call of duty world at war" where a zombie simultaneously hits you with both arms in a windwill formation.

Woah help! These zombies are Double Slapping!

by C Bubz August 11, 2010

gob stopping

Kicking a man in the balls so hard it prevents his ability to ejaculate semen during orgasm.

She went around town gob stopping all the guys to slow the birthrate in her town.

by StreetSmarter March 9, 2016

Plan shopping

Refusing to commit to a plan in an attempt to leave one's options open in case something better comes along.

Charlie invited Kelsey to dinner. She didn't refuse nor accept his offer, but instead decided to do some plan shopping in case something more exciting came up.

by TheGarbageMonkey June 5, 2017

fart stopping

Like thought stopping, it is a cognitive behavioral technique to stop unwanted toxic farts from exiting your ass.

I caught him wildly snapping a rubber band on his wrist in a focused attempt at fart stopping.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 21, 2019

Take me shopping

Pay for everything she wants at the mall

Brittney said "take me shopping "now I'm broke

by Lalee September 20, 2015

nigger shopping

Commonly known as "Stealing"

Dales mum was nigger shopping ryans mum.

by abcm123 June 21, 2010