Slong

A “Slong” is someone who has a very huge penis or acts like there hard so it means they have the “Slong”

Rachel: “Hey Machelle look at Derek over there lifting those weights he so big and strong he must have got that “Slong”

Machelle: “Agreed sis”

by meekgeez March 29, 2023

slong

Southland New Zealand term for a short pour - long black coffee.

Hello Barrista, a Slong please. Yeah double shot, but just a 3/4 hot water pour, I like it strong.

by Gobemouche April 8, 2024

slong long

A big dick that it used for sucking

Michael stuck his slong long in joe

by Cocksucker300 January 17, 2018

Slong Danglr

Slong Danglr A phrase created by rapper Slong Danglr, that essentially means dick, penis. sex, intercourse.

“I been slanging Slong Danglr all year”

“She loves my Slong Danglr.

“I been slanging Slong Danglr all year”

“She loves my Slong Danglr.

by Ms Lee Lee January 23, 2022

slong sucker

A gay guy sucks large penis

Hey slong sucker

by Slurped buttface May 16, 2023

Slong dong

A large penis.

Dee has a slong dong.

by Black_Discipline February 15, 2010

slong thong

a small, slightly pouched, triangular piece of material, (easily mistaken for a facemask) that is actually revealing underwear for the male slong. A g-string for men.

slong thongs come in many sizes and colours, and there are even novel designs such as edible candy slong thongs, leather versions, and slong thongs in the shape of animals and other objects.

while in the sex shop, hannah's friends were in hysterics as she tried on a slong thong, thinking it was a colourful gag.
hannah- "geez these things are shoddy, what's the third string for? doesn't fit very well, and it smells kinda funky.."
charlee- "i hope to god no-one has tried that on..."

kristy- "this all male strip show is great, but i wish they would rip their slong thongs off already!"

by _Hannah_ November 10, 2008