An intricate method for indulging in sex,
drugs, and alcohol all at once. To perform a Southland Slammer, you
must first fill a kiddie pool with
beer (or any other alcoholic beverage), lay down one or more naked prostitutes within the concoction (however they best fit), then sprinkle cocaine (or any other powdered narcotic) on their bodies, and
lick or snort it from their private areas (usually the breasts). The usage of higher-class alcoholic beverages, higher-grade narcotics, and/or higher-quality hookers
may constitute an upgraded version of a Southland Slammer, known as a "Southland Slamfest".