Sloane

that one girl who’s forever stuck in a high school mentality the rest of her life because she’s never had a nasty wake up call forcing her to actually live in real life. Often in an on and off relationship with one of more top tier frat guys in college, investment bankers post grad, or a trophy wife to a guy named Bryce, Tucker or Preston past age 27. Her girls always come first, even though she actually deep down hates her friends because they’re all mean and superficial like herself. Can be found dancing on elevated surfaces in a Tobi bodycon dress with a vodka soda in hand and a VIP band around her wrist, sipping rose and watching the bachelor with her #froomies, or making coffee runs in her leased BMW 3 series that she pretends she bought herself

*during sorority denominations*

Sloane: lets give every girl with a BMI over 23 or isn’t from a zip code that makes over $200k a zero on our scorecards

by not sloane November 18, 2019

Sloane

Lifestyle/clothes style: dressed-down, groomed-down but luxuriously; colours mostly pastels and neutrals, vintage touches

She wore a long flouncy cream skirt, beige crochet cardigan and had tousled but clean, silky, powder-smelling hair and un-made-up makeup, but it was the cowboy boots really that gave away the fact that he was dealing with a hardcore Sloane

by addictionary lexicon April 29, 2020

Sloane

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Passive-aggressive power-dressing

While the Sloane’s appearance said vanilla, this ice-cream was laced with chloroform

by addictionary lexicon April 29, 2020

Sloane

A fishy cooter or smelly pussy

Omg, I was banging this chick last night but she had the worst sloane. I had to tap out real quick.

by bigblackyolo June 25, 2020

Sloane

Sloane is a back stabbed she will act nice for a bit then will turn your back on you and make fun of you then will take your friends

Sloane is so rude and sassy

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Sloane

sloane: sloanes are the highest up of people and tend to enjoy the finer things in life, such as petting dogs, fried rice and cartoons. sloane's make hilarious jokes and think coco's are cute.

wow sloane you're hilarious

by frenchypig March 25, 2021

Sloane

Sloane is a girl who is quite around crowds but loud around friends. She knows what she wants but is to lazy to get it. She is hilarious, beautiful, kind, and an amazing friend. Sloane is also a total smarty pants when it comes to video games and a hard core skater.

Who is that doing an Ollie on the skateboard?? Oh wait that’s just Sloane!

by The tadler June 16, 2021