A large, living, serpent like poop covered in bloody spikes. It slithers around and spikes people to devour them. It usually comes out when people eat too many baconburgers or donuts. Also, it can come of a stale hot pocket that isn't cleaned out.
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A slicky bird is a woman trying to get over on you or a group of woman trying to deceive you. Often driven by money but not limited to.
"My boy was pissed this morning he couldn't find his credit card"
"I told him he shouldn't have left with those slicky birds."
"I told him he shouldn't have left with those slicky birds."
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She loves to act like a god even though she's just a random evil demon. She has a oddly punchable face.
She loves to act like a god even though she's just a random evil demon. She has a oddly punchable face.
Shikyou: hHHahahahahha!1!1!1!1!!2 im a gdo!1!1!1!1!!1! Now ill behead you!1!1!!1! Ga ga ga asore hi!!1!1!1
A normal person: never asked + ratio + punchable face
Shikyou: NOOOooO!1 shtu up!!!1
A normal person: never asked + ratio + punchable face
Shikyou: NOOOooO!1 shtu up!!!1
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Buc Nasty: Man you oughtta take that cane and beat whoever made that suit to death.
Pit Bull: Why don't you vacuum that coat, man?
Silky Johnson: Well, well, well! the most diabolical haters this side of the Mississippi. Buc Nasty, what can I say about that suit that hasn't already been said about Afganistan? It looks bombed out and depleted. And of course the so-called "Beautiful." Why don't you click your heels together three times and go back to Africa? And as for you, Boss Hogg, very insulting what you said about my coat. It's made out of your mother's pubic hair. Quite shitty.
Beautiful: Silky mink made out of 100% rat ass!
Silky Johnson: That of course was Beautiful talking. Beautiful on the weekends does stunts for Little Richard in gay movies.
Pit Bull: Why don't you vacuum that coat, man?
Silky Johnson: Well, well, well! the most diabolical haters this side of the Mississippi. Buc Nasty, what can I say about that suit that hasn't already been said about Afganistan? It looks bombed out and depleted. And of course the so-called "Beautiful." Why don't you click your heels together three times and go back to Africa? And as for you, Boss Hogg, very insulting what you said about my coat. It's made out of your mother's pubic hair. Quite shitty.
Beautiful: Silky mink made out of 100% rat ass!
Silky Johnson: That of course was Beautiful talking. Beautiful on the weekends does stunts for Little Richard in gay movies.
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Get the Spiky Figgen mug.The act of taking a shit, and ejaculating on top of it, causing a slimy brown mixture. Once the mixture has been well kneaded, yell "Wouf" and smash it in your partners face. Hilarious, but not recommended for first dates if you like the person. Best used during revenge sex.
Dude, I fucked my ex-wife last night.
Really, so you two are getting back together, huh?
Nope, I gave her the ol Slimy Selvey. I don't think she will be back for seconds!
Really, so you two are getting back together, huh?
Nope, I gave her the ol Slimy Selvey. I don't think she will be back for seconds!
by thehillshire December 22, 2014
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