Slapdick

A word that an old white drunk guy calls someone to get their attention. The guy is usually the village idiot and has a scrap pile in his backyard.

Heyy Slapdick how about you come over here and drink a beer?

by TheSauce01 December 25, 2013

Slapstick

Definition:
To masturbate in ones own hand and jap- slap your friend (vito) across the face and run like hell.

Background: South Jersey.

Vito had a hard time dealing with another mans cum on his face after getting slapsticked.

by Mr.yukyuk November 17, 2004

Slapdick-Fuzzyplums

Combining the worst attributes of a slapdick and a fuzzy-plums into one gigantic fuck up.

Guy 1: "Man that slapdick Josh really threw us under the bus when he went bragging to the wives about our recent trip to Vegas."

Guy 2: "Yeah, old fuzzy-plums really hosed us this time."

Guy 3: "Slapdick-Fuzzyplums fucked up BIG!!!"

by WhiteFish February 8, 2014

Slaydick

a homosexual male version of Buffy who defeats evil doers by defacing their reproductive organs in hopes of deterring evil doers in the future. Primary weapon is a pink box cutter.

The Slaydick saved us all.

by Slaydick March 26, 2009

slapdick

Someone who is equal parts dunce and douche-bag.

Someone who has nothing to offer.

I can't believe that slapdick George Bush was a two-term president.

Unless they thought I was a total slapdick, I should get the job.

by AmandaHugankiss April 24, 2010

slapdick

an idiot, dumbass... someone who would rather slap their own dick, rather than give a fuck about you need them for

" Yeah, it's a good company, but there web designer must be a slapdick... site sucks! "

by XePhA88 July 30, 2003

SlapStick

Someone who thinks he/ or she is funny, and crack themselves up over their own lame jokes, therefore making us laugh at them anyway

Our orofessor Dr. Allen

by SLAPSTICK April 1, 2003