Fuzzy-Plums

Name for a man who has no right to be in the position he is in (oftentimes equal-to or above you), as he usually fucks up the most menial of tasks.
Guy 1: "Hey did you hear Bob got promoted again?"
Guy 2: "What?!? That Fuzzy-Plums doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground!"
by WhiteFish February 05, 2014
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Slapdick-Fuzzyplums

Combining the worst attributes of a slapdick and a fuzzy-plums into one gigantic fuck up.
Guy 1: "Man that slapdick Josh really threw us under the bus when he went bragging to the wives about our recent trip to Vegas."

Guy 2: "Yeah, old fuzzy-plums really hosed us this time."

Guy 3: "Slapdick-Fuzzyplums fucked up BIG!!!"
by WhiteFish February 09, 2014
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