shamrocking

Yelling out loud and crying when you lose at a game you suck horribly at

He had been shamrocking for ten minutes because he sucks.

by xx4nik8rxx January 4, 2012

slacking off school

When you have a computer and unblocked games are working 😈 😈 😈 😈

Are you "slacking off school"?

by Cryptic hacker 😈 October 11, 2021

slacking

when she’s on her period so you finger her butthole

“man she got slacked bro”
“bro what the fuck is slacking dog?”
“aw bro you’ll find out soon enough”

by bitchtiddies6969 June 12, 2018

Midwest American Slacking Toad

The Midwest American Slacking Toad, also referred to by some cultures as "Battletoad" and "B-Toad" in others can usually be found in it's natural habitat on "the couch". As it sits there, the heart rate of the toad lowers, enabling it to sit there and watch television for up to twenty hours without any movement what-so-ever.

There are no known female specimens of the Midwest American Slacking Toad which leads leading scientists to believe that the Midwest American Slacking Toad is asexual. Odds of reproduction are slim to none. The species is inevitably doomed.

The diet of this particular slacking toad consists 90% of various potato chips and the other 10% is mainly hot pockets, insects and a few small birds. The beverage of choice is none other than Dr. Pepper and is usually consumed two liters at a time.

Despite this fact, the Midwest American Slacking Toad dips the cheapest smokeless tobacco and spits it into the for mentioned Dr. Pepper bottles creating potential threats for unsuspecting organisms.

The language of the Midwest American Slacking Toad is known as none.

This toad is solitary. Communication is virtually non-existent. Social interaction is always awkward at best.

A study has recently been organized to research the Slacking Toad in more depth.

Alternative Names:

The B of T's, Toader, Toadski, El Toaderino, The Toad of Battle, Combat Frog, Amphibious Combatant, Battle Chode, Toad-hair, B-Teasly

What is that Midwest American Slacking Toad doing on your couch?

by Harry Weinhair May 24, 2011

Smocking

Smocking is an embroidery technique used to gather fabric so that it can stretch.

Definitely NOT a gun, and NOT what Mueller's latest report contains.

"There is NO SMOCKING GUN! This one is pin-tucked and pleated"

by youcanbytemyascii December 11, 2018

Slacking

A way to say checking a girls behind
A way to call somebody ugly
A way to call somebody lazy

Check that girls butt!
Stop slacking

Your weird
And you're slacking

I’m just gonna copy their homework
Oh stop slacking!

by Urban bed gal December 28, 2019

Varsity Slacking

Sport started at the Amesbury High School in Amesbury, MA; game involved team members to be the best at doing nothing. The only thing team members are required to do is attend rallies in uniform, but even then, they wait til the last minute

I always wait til the last minute to do something, maybe I should be a Varsity Slacker

by Anonymous April 19, 2003