flabbergasted

1. To be astounded by how ugly your face is.
2. Consumed with gas.

OMG! Your mom is so fcuking flabbergasted!

I feel flabbergasted with gas.

by Dvhs February 11, 2006

flabbergasted vaginia

a suprised vaginia i.e rape

news reporter:

"After the rape vitcims were found, there was said to be 5 counts of flabbergasted vaginias."

by FieryAshes February 18, 2009

Flabbergasted

it means when someone urinates on something or someone

"mom, i Flabbergasted the bed"

"no, ma'am, i didn't Flabbergast the cat"

by whobannedyoussef December 29, 2021

flabbergasted

Used to describe yourself of someone else who is very stoned.

I smoked 3 joints and now I'm flabbergasted.

by Simmo April 2, 2004

flabbergasted pickle

When your penis gets soft after you fuck the hell out of a tight anus.

His dick was soft after we fucked it look like a flabbergasted pickle

by Gaged hfs May 23, 2016

Slobbergasted

Surprised reaction to a romantic kiss from a dog.

You should have seen the look on Diane's face when Kenny's boxer licked her cheek! She was slobbergasted!

by captbeefheart October 27, 2011

Slobbergasted

when you are absolutely booted (high on marijuana) after taking at least 47 dabs

“man I was absolutely slobbergasted last night after fucking a gorgeous heifer in my Ford F-150 and taking 53 dabs”

by anonymous April 1, 2022