skureckied

v. - "to skurecki": a female is "skureckied" when she is the last of a series of females (at least 3) who engage in sexual relations with a man in one day. An important stipulation to consider is that said male must not make any attempt to wash his genitals or leave his bed in between girls.

"Hey now! You just got skureckied BITCH!"

by Chase Samuel September 8, 2007

Skurkin

Can be used as a verb or noun.

Can be used as a replacement for chillin', as well as a synonym for any profanity!

Yo, whats saying bro?!
You know just skurkin..

by skurkin123 August 5, 2009

shurping

when one attempts to burp, but shit comes out instead.

The dinner party was spectacular until Grandpa started shurping all over the fine linen.

by 1179 January 24, 2006

Skerplunking

To rummage or search for something important

I was skerplunking for pork rinds.

by M.Wood May 30, 2008

Skurk A Burk

The act of sexually stimulating ones genitals to achieve ejaculation.

Justin: Hey what are you doing?
Michael: I had to skurk a burk because I hung out with the hottest chick ever earlier!

by EWIED & SABATTCK May 29, 2009

(Sexy) Skorpion

A twist on an old favourite: The man begins by lying on his back with a woman lying on her back with their heads together and feet pointing in opposite directions. The man then flips his legs behind his head imitating the action of a striking scorpion. The woman then proceeds to catch his manhood in her mouth where the dance of love then continues.

Woman: I hunger for your manhood.

Man: Let's do a twist on an old favourite.

Woman: Surely you don't mean...

Man: Yes. ((Sexy) Skorpion)

by rickard's bed December 7, 2009

skurat

Of royalty. A small group of very, very good looking people who are known for their superior intellect and sterling sense of humor. No one fucks with a Skurat.

Don't fuck with Skurat, he'll smack your face off your face.

by Pseudonyms Are Pseudonyms February 19, 2010