Skazzskied

Extremley Drunk/Hammered...all sorts of fuckered up

Dude, Mallory, I am sooo skazzskied right now.

by Brookskiedddd` June 6, 2009

skuzzi

(a) someone who looks like a harlet (b) a word used to fill a sentence (c) a friend (d) slang used to replace any word

example 1: "hey skuzzi check out the skuzzi over there skuzzi."

example 2:"swear skuzzi need tah seat on the skuzzi, mad grumble guts skuzzi."

by Deeps SYD November 8, 2010

Skazzled

adjective used to describe Skazzy3 being shocked about something

Skazzy saw Barry's legs on twitter, and he was pretty skazzled!

by SuperM789 February 15, 2020

p'skeezle skazzel

A phrase invented by accident one day because my friends called me predictable, so I just uttered the first nonsense that came to mind. It is both a greeting, an expression of excitement and a phrase to shout in celebration.

(knock on door)

My friend "come in"
(door opens)
Me: p'skeezle skazzel
My friend: what?
Me: who's predictable now bitch?

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin May 5, 2018

Slozz

Short hand for 'sloppy blozza' aka a sloppy blow-job. Coined in Leeds October 2011

"That Amy girl is a 'Slozz' Queen!"

"Did you get lucky with Julie the other night?"
"Of course man, got a cheeky 'slozz' off her"

by CarlingKing November 7, 2011

skoozeme-skoozeme

(skoos-mee; skoos-mee)

1. n, v - derogatory, rider, esp. on the Washington Metro subway who pushes past other riders, esp. on escalators

2. n - sometimes simple "skoozeme" - by extension any Washington Metro subway commuter

I was bumped three times by skoozeme-skoozemes on my way out.

Metro's promotion of a "skoozeme-skoozeme" culture is part of the reason WMATA has the best safety record of any subway system in North America.

by unitacx_ February 24, 2010

Skezz

A penis which, when erect, tends to curve downward in the opposite manner of a captain hook.

Jenn was disgusted when she witnessed Andrew becoming hard while his penis curved down, forming a skezz.

by Chase Cheffe August 4, 2007