Sobriety

A word that means whatever you want it to mean. A word that has changed meaning throughout time. A word that people use to make others feel inferior. A unicorn of words.

Person 1: How's your sobriety going?
Person 2: It's MY sobriety, officer.

by RyanFNation September 25, 2018

Loud sobriety

1. A condition of physical sobriety characterized by an unusually high concentration of altruistic action, spiritual insight, & emotional stability, typically acquired by one's perseverance and effort in improving oneself, wherein one is able to live and thrive in external circumstances which would usually be unbearable;

2. The loudness of one’s sobriety

“My sobriety is as loud as the kush I used to smoke.”

“I went down to Colorado and bought myself a big fat bag of loud sobriety.”

See also: loud 60-sack of sobriety, John & Bob

by D-MAC_thevillian May 22, 2014

Sobriquet

A noun for someones name. i.e. Nicknames.

Wow, sobriquet is an interesting word, but it would make for such a shitty band name!

by bigwigga May 3, 2010

sobrietus

The state of mind describing exactly what you are not when you have had a few too many and your parents drop by for a surprise visit. The state of being "not sobrietus" makes one tenfold more likely to engage in a farmer's delight.

"Dude, my mom just walked in and I am definitely not sobrietus."
"Quick, hide the goat."

by Glenny G January 14, 2008

Stobriety

Somewhere in between stoned and sober...roughly 2-5 hours after smoking or otherwise consuming cannabis. Characterized by a slightly tired but happy demeanor while retaining all normal function.

Can be used in the noun form of "stobriety" or adjective "stober".

Rabbi 1: "My friend, you look a bit baked! Think you can handle this barmitspha?"

Rabbi 2: "Don't worry my friend, I smoked this morning. I am in a gentle state of stobriety.

by WerdBerd August 31, 2010

Skorian Regime

A Skorian regime is a totalitarian way of managing an operation, out of a megalomaniac intention and being. Closely linked to the God Complex, the Skorian regime uses its authority through a total self-assigned monopoly of available services by self-funded and autocratic ways.

I got kicked for not fulfilling the name requirements, this is a real skorian regime!

by Dr. Squad Politics June 9, 2017

sobriecy

When you don’t drink, but your also drunk. When your drunk on water

Ally was experiencing sobriecy after an intense marathon of hydration.

by DJbeFirst November 20, 2020