Skadger

Badgers have notoriously bad eyesight and during a particularly misty night a Skunk was mistaken for one of its own and they mated. The Skunk became pregnant and the result was its bastard offspring, the Skadger. Half badger, half skunk.

Skadger Offences
Wilfully killing, injures or takes, or attempts to kill, injure or take, a skadger.
Cruelly ill-treating a skadger, digging for skadger, using skadger tongs, using a firearm other than the type specified under the exceptions within the Act.
Interfering with a skadger sett by damaging, destroying, obstructing, causing dog a dog to enter a sett, disturbing an occupied sett - either by intent or by negligence.
Selling or offering for sale a live skadger, having possession or control of a live skadger.
Marking a skadger or attaching any ring, tag, or other marking device to a skadger

by British Bobsleigh Team July 21, 2004

Skadagoom

The mixture of beats to make a complete movement. The action of being in the way.

This bitch was in my way when I told her to skadagoom

by SkadagoomDassit June 24, 2013

skoal bath

The act of getting head from a dirty hot chic and at the point of nutting you spit chew spit on her forehead.

When that bar whore was slurping on my splooge I gave her a big ol skoal bath.

by Pendleton January 31, 2020

Skadoodling

Where schoolchildren (typically grades 6-9) wet a paper towel, and make a pocket with soap using the towel, they then have competitions for how high it can be thrown, and how long it can stick to the wall or ceiling.

person 1:
let’s go skadoodle during break
person 2: last time we went skadoodling i got it on the ceiling last time let’s see you try to beat that

by Tomato_Cultivator April 4, 2020

skad

having an immense sense of fear or fright.
other uses: skary

'hey, im kinda skad of aunt may after the whole marywanna incident...'

by louafsique July 10, 2020

skaddle-pack your own waffles

Slang term used out of drunken rage to express ones dissatisfaction with a particular situation. Can be used interchangeably with the phrase "Go fuck yourself" and is often used to quit ones job.

Employer: "You were supposed to be in at 9:30, are you coming?'
Employee: "Pft. No, you can go fucking skaddle-pack your own waffles."

by HerpDerp2020 December 5, 2011

skadoosh

the word said when you preform the mushi finger hold, which is the act of holding one's finger with your pinkie held up, then bringing it down causing a fatal explosion destroying the victim with awesomness.

person 1 noooo! not the mushi finger hold!

person 2 ah, so you heard of this hold?

person 1 *gasp* please!! dont do it!

person 2 skadoosh.

*BOOM*

by Olilia June 17, 2008