spizzet

The act of shitting, pissing, jizzing, and vomiting simultaneously

Bro I spizzeted so hard in your mom last night.

spizzet by PizzaliociousPizzMaster_69420 February 26, 2023

p'skeezle skazzel 

A phrase invented by accident one day because my friends called me predictable, so I just uttered the first nonsense that came to mind. It is both a greeting, an expression of excitement and a phrase to shout in celebration.

(knock on door)

My friend "come in"
(door opens)
Me: p'skeezle skazzel
My friend: what?
Me: who's predictable now bitch?

p'skeezle skazzel by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin May 5, 2018

skizzles 

Plural form of "skizzle". Both forms already defined under "skizzle".

Friend, Partner, or Accomplice

From "skizzle":

You my skizzle, dawg. I'm just hangin' wit my skizzles.

skizzles by SKIZZLE! August 28, 2005

fo' shizzeth thy nizzeth

What Snoop Dogg would say if he were Jesus

It's a damn phrase, meant to be used alone

fo' shizzeth thy nizzeth

fo' shizzeth thy nizzeth by Piroko December 21, 2003

skizzermaplop 

When you have to shit badly, you run to the bathroom and barely make it in time. Sometimes, before your butt even hits the seat. It gets pushed out with such velocity that it causes water to splash up into your asshole.

I had to go so badly, I ran out into the McDonalds and dropped a skizzermaplop in an unflushed toilet.

skizzermaplop by Bhelm February 2, 2009

skizzerin 

Skizzerin is derived from "scissoring" which is a sexual practice usually done by lesbians. Wherein the practice usually entails the two women positioning themselves so their genitalia can rub together. This connotation of this word has evolved to mean when women cause drama either amongst themselves or those around them.

"Bitches be 'skizzerin'.

skizzerin by McHuman Deluxe February 25, 2009

skizzlebutt 

A skanky female who enjoys back door loving

That chick is one serious skizzlebutt

skizzlebutt by Curly Gonzo June 13, 2007