shitizen

ever taxed, never electing.

a shitizen lives a shit life.

by dj wayne January 6, 2013

Skitz

somebody suffering from schitzophrenia or a insult to someone not suffering from schizophrenia but is a bit weird

Me: Ur a bit of a Skitz.

by Emmett October 9, 2003

sitizen

A citizen or political figure who is a do-nothing, one who sits like a lame duck and does not participate in the contributing actions of normal society. An extremely boring citizen. A citizen who should be confined to a chair, perhaps even an electric one.

After Bush's presidency, he will be reduced from a poor political figure to just your average sitizen.

by Ramsey Bakhoum November 5, 2007

Skitz

Someone who suffers from Schizophrenia or shows the signs of having it. This person is often made fun of behind his or her back if s/he goes to high school.

"Look at Galen, he's such a skitz...Gaaaaaalennnn...do you hear snakes in the plumbing?"

by Babydoll75 February 26, 2019

skitishrelic

SkitishRelic a small streamer who is a lovely boy but has a tough life dealing with his pet chicken

Chicken: hi SkitishRelic

SkitishRelic: hi Chicken welcome to the stream

by Ye Olde Chicken November 18, 2020

Phone skitzophrenic

When one acts like a completely different person to who they really are when talking to someone on the phone i.e. their parents.

Guy 1: "Hey dude should we go to that bar tonight and get blazed?

Guy 2: "Hell yeah!"

'Phone rings'

Guy 1: "Oh shit it's my mom. (Answers phone) - Hey mommy, ya everything is just fine, I'm just at the movies with a friend. I'll see you later. Love you."

Guy 2: "Dude, you are totally a phone skitzophrenic."

by Soljaaaah January 17, 2010

skitzo

someone with skitzophrenia, but you can't be fucked to say the whole word coz its too long and complicated, and you are afraid of saying it wrong and thus looking like a class A doofus.

'Why is Lana's mom eating the cushions while she intermittently throws her own faeces at us?'
'She's a skitzo bitch.'

by fine_dine_decca August 8, 2009