Skitiz
Big Brolic Black man with big PP and lives in California (has more buttfucking per square mile than any other state)
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skitz mission
Captialised by Leslie Mackerel in The Big Lez Show, it means to endeavour on an adventure that one can not put into formal language.
skitz mission by RealChoccyMilk September 16, 2017
skitz
mum-“oi ya fucken druggo lets go do
some skitz shit”
son-“ah fuck yeah, cunt! fucking skitz cunt m8”
dad-“oi ya fucken skitzo fucken bring me in on dis cunt”
mum-“fuck off cunt!”
son-“yeah dad fuck outta my face ya fucken potato head lookin druggo”
some skitz shit”
son-“ah fuck yeah, cunt! fucking skitz cunt m8”
dad-“oi ya fucken skitzo fucken bring me in on dis cunt”
mum-“fuck off cunt!”
son-“yeah dad fuck outta my face ya fucken potato head lookin druggo”
skitz by Ellen ripley January 14, 2018
Skitimitified
Pronounced 'skit-teh-mitt--teh-fied'.
To be skitimitified would mean to be full of yourself. It means you would be so far up your own arse, people couldn't tell where you begin and where you end, just being a genuine ballbag. This word is used mostly in Ulster, Ireland, but not often in casual conversation.
To be skitimitified would mean to be full of yourself. It means you would be so far up your own arse, people couldn't tell where you begin and where you end, just being a genuine ballbag. This word is used mostly in Ulster, Ireland, but not often in casual conversation.
Person 1: Oh, my God, what an asshole.
Person 2: I've never met anyone like that dickhead, he just loves himself.
Person 3: I know, he's so skitimitified
Person 2: I've never met anyone like that dickhead, he just loves himself.
Person 3: I know, he's so skitimitified
Skitimitified by SpellARebelYell August 9, 2012
shitizen
Shitizen (n.) can refer to those people who are officially citizens but treated unjustly by their government as if they are just indentured servants or even slaves.
When this meaning is used, often it is conveyed with compassion or self-mockery.
When this meaning is used, often it is conveyed with compassion or self-mockery.
They say we are citizens, we know we are shitizens.
In our great Celestial Empire, if you are born to be a shitizen, you will be a shitizen here forever. Go abroad, my friend, only the dumbs remain.
In our great Celestial Empire, if you are born to be a shitizen, you will be a shitizen here forever. Go abroad, my friend, only the dumbs remain.
Senior Shitizen
Grandma was the victim of a senior shitizen last night, and her assailant wiped with her half finished NY times crossword puzzle.
Senior Shitizen by Miriam Miuira October 25, 2009
Apple Skitz
An excellent cocktail consisting of
10oz vodka
10oz apple schnapps
.5 - 1 pack of sour skittles
Mix schnapps and vodka and add skittles to taste, stir the shit out of it, freeze for best results (wont actually freeze)
10oz vodka
10oz apple schnapps
.5 - 1 pack of sour skittles
Mix schnapps and vodka and add skittles to taste, stir the shit out of it, freeze for best results (wont actually freeze)
Smells like apple juice, acts like vodka.
Bro 1: Yo dude come to my room for some apple skitz tonight!
Bro 2: Hellz yeahh i got a pack of skittles for this shit!
Bro 1: Apple Skitz fuck yah, shit is dope
Bro 1: Yo dude come to my room for some apple skitz tonight!
Bro 2: Hellz yeahh i got a pack of skittles for this shit!
Bro 1: Apple Skitz fuck yah, shit is dope
Apple Skitz by tuxy October 17, 2010