suited staci

In the game of texas hold 'em, the beggining hand of a suited 6-9, particularly of hearts, is known as the Suited Staci. May be personified in a feminine form.

Damn, that's the first time I've ever seen the suited staci lose, she never screws me over.

by Cory Hanson July 23, 2008

Skitzed Out

To be high on methamphine in a incoherent state of mind. Usually due to being up for days.

Roy was all skitzed out on that dope and would just stay locked in his room for days.

by civichatch972 August 1, 2008

suited

overly happy or geeked .

i was SUITED when he said he loved me .

my birthday in 4 months im SUITED . ☺️

by 😁😁😁‼️ February 10, 2019

Jack king off suited

1. An good hand in poker A jack and a king, not in the same suit. May be used to go all in.

2. When all alone at home, one puts on a suit and jacks off. Usually to porn.

1.
pokerguy1-I'm all in
pokerguy2-I call
pokerguy1-What you got
pokerguy2-Jack King off suited
pokerhuy1-SHIT

2.someone- Hey what you doin today?
someoneelse- O not much just Jack King off suited
someone- Your sick get the fuck away from me.

by John Green November 29, 2005

Smited

Getting Smited: When a teammate decides to leave the team behind and dies.

You just got Smited. You just smited the whole team!

by IllOfDoom May 16, 2019

suited and booted

All dressed up, most likely in a purple suit, purple shoes, purple hat, big shades, rolly bling, bling teeth, and cane.

"Get suited and buited, homey, 'cause we fixin to hit da club and check out da shorties."

by Kevin Brown March 31, 2003

Suited

The act of getting high, usually referenced to smoking Kind Bud.

Shit, I got suited before I came over.

by Remmy Red September 8, 2005