by Dave August 25, 2003

A woman/man who hooks up with one's recently widowed/divorced/never married mom or dad and then ditches them later.
Ditch time can be immediately after sex when the partner has fallen asleep or up to a month later, when they just vanish.
Ditch time can be immediately after sex when the partner has fallen asleep or up to a month later, when they just vanish.
Skip #1: I
Skip #2: am
Skip #3: going
Skip #4: to
Skip #5: be
Skip #1: your
Skip #2: new
Skip #6: FAZZA!
-- Example from John Tucker Must Die
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Girl: I can't believe my dad's girlfriend turned out to be a skip!
Skip #2: am
Skip #3: going
Skip #4: to
Skip #5: be
Skip #1: your
Skip #2: new
Skip #6: FAZZA!
-- Example from John Tucker Must Die
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Girl: I can't believe my dad's girlfriend turned out to be a skip!
by DamnItSkip July 2, 2009

by demo1234 January 4, 2010

Derived from Skip-the-Dishes delivery service, skip is a short form for anything that is delivered personally to someone.
by s-man65 November 8, 2019

by Baby mexico May 26, 2019

by skipping master January 27, 2011

Word used to get a cow's attention forcing it to run to the desired location.
Word usually drawn out.. (SKIIIPPPPP)
Word usually drawn out.. (SKIIIPPPPP)
by Farmer Amy November 30, 2010
