skeezer skittle

a birth control pill taken by a sensible skeezer blah blah who does not want to repopulate the world with bastard children; without skeezer skittles 40% of the United States population would live off of welfare alone

Damn! that bitch finished off another whole bottle of skeezer skittles?
Ya, she doesn't want to get impregnated by another one of the special ed kids!

by Platinum Pimp February 23, 2006

skezer

a slutty gropie mostly used to describe a rappers groupie

yo dat gurrl is a skeezer

by hey what r u eating April 8, 2005

skeezer

A skeezer is a skank you can hit up any time to painfully ram any way you'd like

"wuddit do skeezer? you finna come up to my crib to do tha damn thang?"

by Ya boy dweezy aka d moerdyk January 12, 2009

Skeezer Salad

A whore. Must be two or more to be considered a Salad. Otherwise, they are simply a Skeezer.

Group girls walking down the street in a short skirt, tube top and heels, strutting her stuff.
Example: "She's a Skeezer"
Example: "No, its a Skeezer Salad!!!"

by Elizabeth Nelson June 25, 2007

Man Skeezer

1.) A rap album released in the mid 1980's by Hip-hop's first openly gay rappers: MC Booty-B and Homo-D.

2.) Any male who fulfills the requirements for skeezer status. see skeezer for requirements.

1.) "Honestly, we expected Man Skeezer to be a huge success. I mean...it was the 80's, look at how people dressed. You could be 'out of the closet' and nobody would know." - MC Booty-B

2.)
Eric: "I heard she had scabies, but i'd still beat."

Sam: "...Dude, 2 words: Man-Skeezer".

by premiumskeet March 31, 2008

skizzert

A skizzert is a very powerful way of saying stop talking. When someone is talking and you want them to stop, while they are in the middle of their sentence (after they started to say a word and not at a pause in their sentence) put your hand about 1/2 - 3/4 inches away from their face and say skizzert. When you say skizzert don't say it too fast, or you will skizzert your-self which will be very humiliating for you and you will be laughed at. You should say it at the same speed as you would any other word in a conversation so it seems slick.

person one: Hey Mikey what are we....

Person two: Skizzert!

Person one: doi (slur the rest of the words)

This is a true story!!!!

by Keith "the k man" January 5, 2009

Inanimate Skeezer

One you chaotically with no remorse or a sense of any good morals sexually violates inanimate objects.

1. "Damn the Inanimate Skeezer Tony, now there's jizz inside my CD player"

2. "Daddy can i go down the slide?"
"Sure thing sweetey just wait till the Inanimate Skeezer is done."

by Flash the Ripper January 21, 2008