Person 1: Hey, I think we should do Mira HQ or Polus next time!
Person 2: no
Person 1: why
Person 2: the skeld is the only map in existence
Person 2: no
Person 1: why
Person 2: the skeld is the only map in existence
by da impasta October 19, 2020
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As an army, skeletons are initially threatening, but can easily be defeated by way of removing their heads, causing them to humorously stumble about in an futile effort to locate it.
At times, however, skeletons can actually be rather charming. Telling jokes, tap dancing, and frightening the elderly for laughs, these creatures will cheer you up when you're feeling down and help you through difficult times.
When wrapped in skin and stuffed with organs, they will simply become humans thus taking away their ability to remove their body parts for comedic affect.
As an army, skeletons are initially threatening, but can easily be defeated by way of removing their heads, causing them to humorously stumble about in an futile effort to locate it.
At times, however, skeletons can actually be rather charming. Telling jokes, tap dancing, and frightening the elderly for laughs, these creatures will cheer you up when you're feeling down and help you through difficult times.
When wrapped in skin and stuffed with organs, they will simply become humans thus taking away their ability to remove their body parts for comedic affect.
When wrapped in skin and stuffed with organs, they will simply become humans thus taking away their ability to remove their body parts for comedic affect.
Max: "Man, I sure do hate my neighbor"
Joe: "Why?"
Max: "He a goddamn skeleton, all he does is dance around with a top hat and cane while his friends use their rib cadges as musical instruments"
Joe: "Aw yeah that sucks"
Max: "Man, I sure do hate my neighbor"
Joe: "Why?"
Max: "He a goddamn skeleton, all he does is dance around with a top hat and cane while his friends use their rib cadges as musical instruments"
Joe: "Aw yeah that sucks"
by Max Harley August 21, 2009
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and then they jump in to assist with the butt kicking.
when you are out of marijuana and you ask your rasta friends "Skeena on the J?" and they blaze one.
and then they jump in to assist with the butt kicking.
when you are out of marijuana and you ask your rasta friends "Skeena on the J?" and they blaze one.
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Get the Skeleton Bay mug.A state of being in which a hangover is so unpleasant that it renders the person unable to walk in a normal fashion. The person's stride is slow, erratic, and languid--thus resembling reanimated fleshless dead. If one goes "skeletal" they will undoubtedly lose an entire day to their hangover and will not be able to perform basic tasks.
The noun form is "skeletor". A skeletor typically spends his entire day watching TV from a couch while wearing sunglasses. He will move only to vomit.
The noun form is "skeletor". A skeletor typically spends his entire day watching TV from a couch while wearing sunglasses. He will move only to vomit.
~20 year old shuffles into kitchen on New Year's Day~
"I want to shit, but I know if I do, I'll throw up."
"John, you went skeletal dude."
~Two guys at party~
"Im on my sixth shot and we've only been here a half hour."
"Sam, you're gonna be goin skeletal by midnight."
"I want to shit, but I know if I do, I'll throw up."
"John, you went skeletal dude."
~Two guys at party~
"Im on my sixth shot and we've only been here a half hour."
"Sam, you're gonna be goin skeletal by midnight."
by !KombatKing! January 5, 2011
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