Snartch

To snartch is a state of mind, reframing the obvious, to talk with conviction about things you know nothing about, to grouse and nit-pick or to find fault with. A snartcher feels entitled and mandated by a higher-power to tell it like it is or like it should be. Without apology, Snartches view their world as a source of constant amusement and seek out the jack-asses that continue to amaze them.

"I wish Danny would quit talking." Jennifer, snartched to herself. "Not only does he have halitosis but his front teeth are missing too, I can’t wait to snartch about this later with Bob!!”

by Snartches.com December 21, 2009

Skatch

The female form of fap. Can be used as an action, or as a general exclamation of sexual attractiveness.

"she's been in her room for hours, she must be skatching"

OR

male: "dude that's hot -fapfapfapfap-
female: "dude, that's hot -skatchskatchskatch-

by asciibox August 29, 2009

Skatch

A movie currently being made by MCR Enterprises. Still not yet completed though. An also a game currently being developed by MCR Enterprises also.

The movie skatch is a flash movie

by Mitch(Mittens) May 9, 2006

skantch

-noun; a combination of the words skank and bitch. Used frequently to describe someone of extreme, trashy, shunful behavior.

1. You, did you see that bitch over there? What a skantch.
2. Mary Ann looks like a skantch in that outfit.

by kitty and emrique deen July 27, 2009

Skatch

A beard and/or mustache encrusted with ice crystals resulting from powder face shots while participating in snow sports.

The snow was epic, I am grinning with a face full of skatch.

by PowMow19 March 5, 2019

Scartched

Scartched is scratched when you accidentally misspell it because you have social anxiety and it was in front of a large group of people during a spelling bee.

example: I scartched myself.

by MercuryCelibate69 October 30, 2020

Snartch

a snatch; vagina

guy 1: yap tap tap
guy 2: shut your snartch.

by kcaslangisreal December 22, 2023