Siri 

A robot that has no purpose in our phones and iPads because she mostly say “Who me?”

Me :”What is the meaning of life?”

Siri :Chocolate

Siri by Fitbit0618 May 27, 2018

Siri 

When you thought Apple couldn't ruin anything else, they made Siri. The most broken non-usable voice assistant of all time. Hell will be Siri just endlessly talking about random things. She gets 95% of the things you ask her wrong. If Siri was real I would put her through a meat grinder. In the mean time I will just throw the phone in one.

You: Siri help! I've been shot!

Siri: Okay calling Taco Bell.

You: Siri wheres the nearest condom shop? I am going to get laid tonight.

Siri: Okay calling CVS. (Really calling mom.)

You: *Fart* (butt dail)

Siri: Calling your girlfriends mom.

Siri by 3Sense February 13, 2015

Siri 

To take credit for other peoples knowledge. Typically this is done at work to impress other colleagues. To pretend to know something you know nothing about.

That idiot gets credit for everything. She's always pullin a Siri too!

Siri by roger pedactor August 14, 2006

siri 

Adorable nickname for Sirius Black aka Padfoot, of the Marauders.

Siri looks so adorable in filthy robes, doesn't he?

siri by Padfoot's Stalker September 21, 2003

siri 

Siri is either the most amazing or the worst girl in the world.

Person 1: How is that girl?
Person 2: She looks like a Siri, but acts like a fucking Siri.

siri by InFri February 18, 2016

Siri 

Siri is a nickname that can be short for the Latin name Serena. Siri's are generally kindhearted and love to smile. They also tend to be know-it-all's like the iPhone knowledge navigator. If you meet one, they love to be teased and will get you back. They are a lot of fun to be around and always have the best advice.

"How's your girlfriend Siri?"
"She's doing great, I think I might love her!"

Siri by purtaykittay May 28, 2014

siri 

the iphones probably most idiodic technology. I ASKED SIRI TO CALL MOM AND IT SAID "no, my name is not Barbara". HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT HAPPEN

siri... fuck off

siri by LOL-LMFAO March 7, 2017