someone who can't stop simping. they go over and beyond for their needs by buying merch, printing posters, and watching videos of their favorite tik tok girl, they might even stalk them and have pictures printed of them in their room.
jake: hey, who's the girl that matt is talking about all the time, he's obsessed over her.
me: oh it's a tik tok girl he's obsessed with, he's just a simpomaniac.
me: oh it's a tik tok girl he's obsessed with, he's just a simpomaniac.
by mankegyou February 10, 2020
Get the simpomaniac mug.An E-boy of peculiar origin, his native habitat is of the offshore. He loves feeling the pain of his skull getting pulverized by his caring friends. During long nights he likes to drink and listen to sad music while totally not talking to an Egirl. As he is known for Simping after a new one every 2 weeks and telling his friends he's not simping at all. If he can't be found he is either in VRChat or any game really, being bullied by the Offshore team, He is not responsible enough to be left alone for too long. When partying with friends he is NOT allowed to play any type of drinking game or be alone with any girl of any sort.
Isaiah: Hey! wanna play this game with me later?
Elliot: No, i don't like that game at all.
E-girl: Hey daddy, want to play this (same) game with me? uwu
Elliot: Yeah! let me get some of my friends to play with us, i love that game!
Isaiah: Wow, you're a real Simpact.
Elliot: No, i don't like that game at all.
E-girl: Hey daddy, want to play this (same) game with me? uwu
Elliot: Yeah! let me get some of my friends to play with us, i love that game!
Isaiah: Wow, you're a real Simpact.
by Uh Oh I made a oopsie February 21, 2020
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SimpoMode is when a person enters the most severe and enlightened state of simping. While in SimpoMode the simp will neglect all friendship responsibilities and focus on thier queen. Although recieving nothing from thier queen in return.
"Broo, this girl hot instagram model just followed me I think im going to enable SimpoMode and hit her up"
by KingSimp69 April 10, 2020
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Get the simpology mug.a rabid combo between a simp and an incel, only respects the women hes attracted to but still dishes out backhanded compliments as to not damage his toxic sense of masculinity.
a manipulative weasle by nature, they usually have an obsession with WWII or the military, never wash and use deodorant once in a blue moon
a manipulative weasle by nature, they usually have an obsession with WWII or the military, never wash and use deodorant once in a blue moon
a: "hey that new girl your talking to seems nice"
b : "yeah shes not like these other hos, shes still below me tho but i will do anything for her"
a: "damn bro. you're kinda a simpcel"
b : "yeah shes not like these other hos, shes still below me tho but i will do anything for her"
a: "damn bro. you're kinda a simpcel"
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"Pretty good. I'm majoring in Simpology, so I spend a lot of time reading Instagram profiles for data".
"Pretty good. I'm majoring in Simpology, so I spend a lot of time reading Instagram profiles for data".
by DaHolmes October 15, 2023
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Gym Rat: “Bro, he’s been hitting PR’s every day at the gym this week… what happened?”
Gym Socrates: “He’s been listening to post simpcore and dryscooping away the pain bro”
Gym Socrates: “He’s been listening to post simpcore and dryscooping away the pain bro”
by notShaq February 14, 2023
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