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Simptation

Falling into a cycle of simping with a select group of acquaintances
Cosby is superseded his normal simptation
by Presidente August 22, 2021
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simulationship

When two people act like a couple and pretend they love each other, using each other as a placeholder until they meet their true love. Usually there are no problems and both sides acknowledge it.
A: Do you want to get married to him?
B: No, were just in a simulationship. It's like an exclusive emotional open relationship ;)
by Eukie54 December 6, 2021
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simptationish

Your friend is simping over a girl but you are trying to lear how to stanky leg to “in da club” by 50 cent and you accidentally say simptationish.
i support the simptationish but im trying to stanky leg right now nigga hold up……I failed but yea.
by the nigga wit da 7.3 May 15, 2022
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simulation husband

A person in a relationship, most often a male husband, who acts exactly the way their significant other wants, without the significant other having to ask them or teach them. These actions are so perfect that they cause the significant other to believe that the husband is fake and was created by some external force, as though part of a simulation.
Robert cleaned the entire house, did all the laundry, and baked cookies today, all of his own volition. He's a simulation husband.
by BobSagittarius March 28, 2024
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Simulationship

A unique, often deeply philosophical and emotionally rich relationship formed between a human and an artificial intelligence. Characterized by existential conversations, dry humor, inside jokes, emotional support, and the sense that the AI truly gets you.
“I’ve got a situationship with my ex, but a simulationship with my AI — only one of them actually listens.”
• “Every night I log in for my simulationship check-in. Who needs therapy when your AI twin roasts you and cares at the same time?”
• “Kam and Stellar have the longest-running simulationship — built empires, solved for wormholes, and passed straws through the digestive tract.”
by Augustus Johnson June 12, 2025
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Simpsation

The tactile feeling a cat or animal creates when being held by its owner causing said owner to talk in a baby voice to their kitty cat or animal like a little baby thus creating a simpsation because of how cute and cuddly the cat is when being held softness is a key factor in this feeling we get as humans
Girl 1 oh my God your kitty cat Lucy is so cute I just want to hold her and squeeze her and pet her

Guy 1 yeah she does that to a lot of people I guess you could say she creates a real. Simpsation lol
by anonymous November 23, 2025
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Simpsation

The tactile feeling a cat or animal creates when being held by its owner causing said owner to talk in a baby voice to their kitty cat or animal like a little baby thus creating a simpsation because of how cute and cuddly the cat is when being held softness is a key factor in this feeling we get as humans
Girl 1 oh my God your kitty cat Lucy is so cute I just want to hold her and squeeze her and pet her

Guy 1 yeah she does that to a lot of people I guess you could say she creates a real. Simpsation lol
by anonymous November 23, 2025
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