A Simone Looze

A very unpleasant woman. There is no good quality in her brain. A real cunt of a woman but that word is still not strong enough. she only thinks of herself and takes pleasure in the pain of others

Her: so what if I fucked you dad and ended your parent's marriage, then put my cigarette out in your grandma's ashes while taking a shit on your dog. I still got laid, didn't I?
Him: you are such A Simone Looze.

by Chubbs_McCoy July 24, 2018

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Simone Taylor

A fat slag who cheats on her lanky ginger boyfriend and ditches her mates for boys she don’t even know

Err is that simone Taylor she’s got a fishy fanny her

by Ittybittytitty523 May 13, 2020

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sussy simone

The act of being sussy whilst being simone

Laylaa: hi
Simone: HEllo
Layla: stop being a sussy simone

by Paul "Gypsy" Miller November 10, 2021

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Synnøve and Simone

Two amazingly hot and intelligent girls. They appear like innocent angels and you would never expect them to swear or drink, but get to know them and you will be shocked to find out just how dirty a sense of humor they process and how experienced they are.

Guy: wow, those girl is such sweethearts!

Person who knows them: fs, "Synnøve and Simone" are nothing like that!

by Sissy... March 20, 2013

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Simons special sauce

a sauce made from centrifuged semen,pepsi max and mayonnaise. Can be purchased at certain lemonade stands.
always costs 9001$

Rob: hey nice lemonade stand, do you by chance have some Simons special sauce?
Mary:Well yes my good sir we certainly have.
Rob:Well may I ask how much it costs?
Mary:It's 9001$ dollars sir
Rob: fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

by Watho July 8, 2011

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