A shmeet shmack is a an action, preferably during intercourse, that involves the unzipping of the pants and revealing of penis, otherwise known as shmeet. The shmeet is then shoved into the woman's vagina, in close representation to how a fat American lady shoves a triple whopper down her repulsive turkey neck. The sounds of the loud queefs make a smacking sound that is echoed throughout the vicinity. This is known as a shmeet shmack.
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A female who has been rejected by a male but has chosen to be content with the current relationship instead of letting go/moving on and chooses to stay in a friendship role while openly wanting more.
A female who has been rejected by a male but has chosen to be content with the current relationship instead of letting go/moving on and chooses to stay in a friendship role while openly wanting more.
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Girl- i'm breaking up with you
Boy- ok but you finna miss this big dick
Girl- ha NIGGA YOU GOT A SMEET
Boy-:(
Boy- ok but you finna miss this big dick
Girl- ha NIGGA YOU GOT A SMEET
Boy-:(
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Jackie - Yeah, I know, did you see the way she was talking about Harry? Such a Simpette.
Jackie - Yeah, I know, did you see the way she was talking about Harry? Such a Simpette.
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