Beer, (Portsmouth) noun; alcoholic drink made from malt, hops, sugar, yeast and water (see also ale and shant)
Go on the skimmish, verb; to go drinking with ones chums sometimes associated with premier league football matches and recently FA Cup matches at Wembley (see WEM-BER-LEE). Skimmished-drunk
Go on the skimmish, verb; to go drinking with ones chums sometimes associated with premier league football matches and recently FA Cup matches at Wembley (see WEM-BER-LEE). Skimmished-drunk
"I say Jeeves, lets get a skimmish on, I fancy a shant before the game? those northern monkeys will be well up for it, you mark my words"...."Indeeed Sir" (from Jeeves and Wooster at The Reebok by PG Wodehouse)
by Simon Newsham May 13, 2008
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by Princess Peussie March 22, 2005
Get the skimmer mug.I hate this shikimiki bar with its overpriced drinks and shitty waiters.
The party sucked; it was full of shikimiki little rich kids.
The party sucked; it was full of shikimiki little rich kids.
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Get the skimmer mug.Short for "skimboarding", the sport of running and jumping on a specially made board and skimming over the surface of the water (usually at the beach). The 2 types of skimming are:
- Sandskimming -
Done by skimming parallel to the beach across a thin layer of water, usually on a sandbar or other flat area. Almost all skimmers start this way, although there's lots of room for expertise with advanced sandskimming tricks.
- Wave-riding -
With wave riding you start higher on the beach, and run down the slope hopefully getting on your board before the shoal drops off. From there you ride out to a wave, carve into it and ride it in, performing your bag of tricks along the way.
- Sandskimming -
Done by skimming parallel to the beach across a thin layer of water, usually on a sandbar or other flat area. Almost all skimmers start this way, although there's lots of room for expertise with advanced sandskimming tricks.
- Wave-riding -
With wave riding you start higher on the beach, and run down the slope hopefully getting on your board before the shoal drops off. From there you ride out to a wave, carve into it and ride it in, performing your bag of tricks along the way.
"hey you guys wanna get some surf?"
"nah man, the surf sucks, i'd rather gargle cat wiz... I just wanna skim today."
"nah man, the surf sucks, i'd rather gargle cat wiz... I just wanna skim today."
by SotaSkimmer April 6, 2005
Get the Skimming mug.Same concept as the legendary upper decker but this involves a swimming pool. You take the lid off the pool skimmer and pinch one off in the basket. You replace the lid and the water will filter thru the rancid duke left in the skimmer
When my asshole neighbors went on vacation I hopped the fence, dropped my drawers and did an Upper Skimmer to their pool. I hope they like swimming in mypoo water
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