shwigity shwasted

yet another word used for a state of inebriation

I'm so fucking shwigity shwasted right now I just peed on the steps of the chruch over there....whoops!!!

by Tiffers October 3, 2005

Shit-Shwasted

Getting extremely intoxicated. A degree of drunkenness, higher than getting shwasted or shitfaced.

Man #1: DAMN, She's Shitfaced!

Man #2: No, She's Shwasted....

Man #3: Dude... She's Shit-Shwasted.

All Men: Yup, that's it!

by Landon Ryan August 23, 2012

shmasted

Drunk; specifically very, very drunk.

I'm f*cking shmasted!

by Sport 2 Katz November 11, 2006

Schwasted

Schwasted, adj: The ultimate in the four stages of drunkenness.
First you get buzzed, then you get drunk, then you are wasted, and finally you get schwasted, at which point you end up in deep thought, alone, in your undies.

"Let's all get schwasted, it's my last night here. Call Milan to DD."

by Schwasted January 19, 2009

Shwastey

To be shwasted.
The state of being shwasted.
Portmanteau of both shitty and wasted.

See Shwasted.

That guy over there downed a whole fifth of capt'n mo's, he's pretty shwastey.

by YoOrDu May 25, 2009

Shawasted

So drunk you dont even know how to put it into real words.

We were so shawasted lastnight. I dont remeber anythingg!

by Knowittxx June 20, 2009

Shwastered

it's a combination of the words: Sloshed, Hammered, Wasted, Ripped, Euphoric, Destroyed. Basically it decribes being drunk in the utmost emphasis, and also can be utilized when stating you want to get drunk. I.E. let's get crunk.

when i got back home i was totally shwastered, and couldn't bang this chick

by Swiftverbicide December 14, 2009