Scwanking

Being sick whilst crying whilst wanking

Chris has resulted to scwanking over Kate.

by rantallen June 2, 2011

Scalking

Used While Playing A Game On The Same Screen.

(ex.Halo,Call of Duty, ect.)


Screen+Looking= Scalking

Playing Halo, Right Next To Each Other

Nerd 1-BOOM HEAD SHOT

Nerd 2-WTF? Your Scalking!

Nerd 1-Na-Uh!

Nerd 2-Im Gonna Scalk You Now!

EpicFail Cycle!

by enVy VNCE March 24, 2009

Is shaking

When you are in a point of time where yourself before would be shook

*In a candy store*
You: 6 year old me is shaking

by tlcfan November 21, 2017

shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds

Texas slang for someone who is shaking with tremors.

That dude was so cold he was 'shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds.'

by Mark C. September 15, 2005

shaking the shark

Term for masturbation

Guy: What did you do yesterday?

Guy 2: I was shaking the shark, it went everywhere.

by Drows Trebor December 17, 2007

shaking like a dog shitting razor blades

A term used to describe how badly someone is shaking either from the DTs or nerves or while attempting to do something small and detailed like threading the eye of a needle.
Described thus in reference to when a dog takes a dump, it often shakes its hind-end or whole body during the task. If it were razor blades being defacated, then the shaking would likely be infinitely more pronounced!

Scott: *trying to put a nut on a bolt wedged way up inside the frame of his car* "I can't...quite...get the mother...shit, I just had it...FUCK...I can't get it, my arm is going numb!!!"

Max: *watching Scott fumble and shake as his arm becomes spaghetti from the tedious task* "Dude, your shaking like a dog shitting razor blades."

by psiscott April 27, 2006

shnacking

Eatting while on the shitter.

I walked into the house and found my grandpa in the bathroom shnacking.

by TheShaner September 21, 2016