shwank seed oil

Shwank seed oil is a catchy term for sperm. Or something you tell your significant other she needs, when you want a little TLC...

I tell my wife she looks like she could use a little shwank seed oil....

by JimmyDB October 12, 2016

Shwanksh

The act of starting a wank whilst you take a shit, then as one begins to climax stepping into the running shower to finish off. This ritual is completed by using your cum covered hand to wipe your arse, before slipping a cheeky finger (lubricated by the semen) into the rectal opening.
(A tradition originated from Loughborugh University)

Eyyy boys I'm off for a Shwanksh, pre's at half 9?

by SpooryG7 December 9, 2019

Shwankin

1. To be totally awesome and be filled with awesomeness. To be chillin and having a good time.
2. Also can be said as "shwank".

1. Oh man erin and emmy are shwankin there heads off. THEY ARE SOO SHWANKIN!!!

2. Niki, Dani and becca are coming over in a sec to shwank.

by NikiPie June 1, 2007

shtalker

a shtalker is someone who stalks you for the sole purpose of talking shit.

{ten seconds after you log on facebook}
shtalker: Hey Bob, wtf have you been?

Bob: Uhhh, offline?
shtalker: Looks like you got picture raped last night.

Bob: How long have you been waiting for me to log in?
shtalker: idk, lost track of time keeping tabs on my fucket list. I added your face to the bottom.
Bob: shtalker, you're such a shtalker.

by RumpoleIsDead April 14, 2010

Shwacked

The pure essence of getting your tiny asshole pounded in a game or type of competition.

He just got shwacked!
I shwacked his girl last night!

by 735382 February 22, 2019

shwank

To take a shit and masterbate at the same time.

"hey, I'm bored, and I've got to take a shit. I guess I could just go shwank and kill two birds with one stone"

by Parnell Street Bum January 2, 2008

swalk

Abbreviation of spliff-walk. Going for a walk to an area that is suitable for smoking cannabis.

"Dude, security are doing a lot of checks outside the flat tonight"
"Gonna have to swalk it to the park then bro"

by uglymotherfucker December 19, 2011