Spoff

One giant step above poser

god damn... i cant believe how much of a spoff you are...

by Joseph Indelicato January 18, 2006

shoffice

A shoffice is a home office that started life as a shed.

I'm off to work in the shoffice

by IHannaford February 14, 2012

Spoff, spoffy

Someone or something who is on the unacceptably square side of anoraky. A contraction of swotty and boffin and occasionally. Sometimes associated with educated middle-class upbringing (toff)

They are very spoffy - they go out on family day trips to museums and read the information cards on every exhibit. He's a bit of a spoff - he went to a spoffy school - its all a bit too spoffy for me

by Angus McIntyre May 7, 2003

spofftanzah

The act of ejaculation

Damn, I spofftanzahed all over Rachels face when she smoked my balls and finger punched my freckle.

by Michael Rogan July 31, 2006

shmoffle

The things you knock off your cleats from the football/soccer field after a muddy practice-they look like waffles, shoe waffles.

"The mangers slapped the back of Mark's helmet for leaving shmoffles all over the track, after they had plenty to clean up already."

by Debbi April 21, 2008

[Shpiffshnur]

A woman who excelles in school classes.

I tell you what that Tiffany is a real Shpiffshnur she'll go to harvard some day!

by Michael Sheridan January 11, 2009

Shmoffel

The act of wafting a smell inwards towards your nasal passage to evaluate and appreciate it.

Hey Evan, Stop shmoffeling your own fart!!

by KingSmoffel December 26, 2021