showering

To shower. Code for male masturbation and blowin giz all over the place.

After Emmanuel talks to me he puts up his away message that says "showering"

by Emily January 31, 2004

Shit Before Showering

A lesson some people may have to Lear the hard way. When someone has a really bad shit but then has to take a shower ( usually during Shit, Shower, Shave time.) and while taking the shower, they must endure the smell of poop for however long their shower is.

Dude 1: damn it smells in here! Next time I'd better shit before showering.

by Hempn March 2, 2010

Showerfuck

a fuck in the shower

I am showerfucking my brother.

by Rant Casey - Tyler Durden April 5, 2009

showerland

taking a shower while you're under the influence of marijuana

After I smoke this bowl, I'm goin to showerland.

by jeremy___fisher September 7, 2010

showerbone

An act of affection or lust performed when two people are short on time and cannot separately "shower" and "bone."

We woke up at 9 am, but the game was at 10 am, so in order to catch kick-off we fit in a quick showerbone.

by jlhinpas September 29, 2011

showergasm

A Orgasm type feeling that results when climbing into a shower after heavy manual labor or just exhaustion. Showergasms can be as pleasurable as an orgasm. Some things that happen when you recieve one are: legs going limp, grumting or panting, and shiviers up your spine

after i got back from 20 hours of lifting lead, i climbed into the shower and collapsed in pleasure because of my showergasm.

by spermin' peter March 19, 2009

Showerman

showerman a person that likes to think they are something big when they are not.

look at that showerman walkin around buffing out his chest

by daz* April 6, 2007