Shovel

A weapons to defend against children

i just beat my kids with a shovel
cool

by TopHatCatWUT October 22, 2020

Shovelling

The act of spooning as enacted by fatasses.

Dude, I just walked in on your fatass parents shovelling!

by AsstootObservations December 4, 2010

shoveler

One who, without consciousness of doing so, holds a spoon or fork in their hand in a manner that resembles holding a bike handle, and proceeds to shovel the food into their face as if they were a caveman.

Nothing aggravates me more than seeing a shoveler in a nice restaurant.

by Flipcyde96 September 4, 2005

shovel

To brush off someone

Ahh shovel off you asslamp

by penguin October 27, 2002

shovel

Euphemism for "ho" (aka whore)

Pomai is a shovel

by Jenny October 16, 2003

shovel

1. Something which is useful for removing particles from body parts, such as removing sand from ones vagina

Helen: Jackie, my arm's getting tired!
Jackie: Awww, does someone need a shovel?

by Briman007 April 10, 2008

Shovelling

The act of inhaling powdered narcotics in large quantities.

We were shovelling last night, do you want to go shovelling now?

by CaptainMcScrumplepus May 12, 2018