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r/shitposting

r/shitposting is a lie if you came here for your shit kink im sorry but hmu later anyway its a bunch of mentally ill people who like to say cum alot
omg jenny likes r/shitposting i know right? god i wanna just die knowing that
by porneuilus hubert the third August 4, 2021
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Shitposter

A prime example of someone who uses social media platforms to post memes and or gifs to make people laugh.
Ali loves to make people laugh, she’s a shitposter and a proud one at that.
by Nosila Smada 13 November 18, 2020
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National throw your shortest friend day

On May 15th, pick up your shortest friend and toss anywhere you please
On May 15th it’s national throw your shortest friend day!
by Payton 13344 April 14, 2020
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Shortstack

1. a small pile of pancakes

2. a short person, particulary female
DAMN SHORTSTACK! it's ok! we can't all be normal height!
by yo mama! December 15, 2003
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shitposting hypothesis

A hypothesis proposed by C.P.and A.P., which stipulates that the incidence of irrelevant comments increases proportionally to the duration of existence of a group chat conversation originally formed with a single, focused purpose.
Our group chat regarding grass-root political organizing in Cyprus has deteriorated into relentless shitposting about petty politics and vegan recipes, confirming our shitposting hypothesis.
by piklachou September 9, 2021
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shortstealth

that boy has a shortstealth
by ideekay August 23, 2007
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shortiest

1. Possessing, or pertaining to, the greatest conceivable level of shortness, most often in regard to skirts.

2. Prone to jolts of electricity or otherwise unreliable in voltage regulation, most often in regard to home wiring.
1. "That is the shortiest shorty I've ever been short-changed by."

1. "Well, she is wearing the worlds shortiest skirt."

2. "That is the shortiest light socket I've ever seen, I ain't goin' near that fothermucker, it'll juice me!"
by Ponderer June 10, 2009
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