Shitgasm

When an individual releases the excrete that has been building inside of his or herself for hours. This is proceeded by a euphoric relief.

"Gregg, ever taken a shit that just felt so right"
"Oh, you mean a shitgasm, totally!"

by Michael Mitchell and Gregg Monastyrski February 6, 2008

Snorgasm

When you fake an orgasm so you can (finally) go to sleep.

I was so tired last night that I had a Snorgasm so I could finally go to sleep.

by Faster Redhead May 25, 2016

Shoulgasm

The act of one's shoulder becoming aroused by any means, resulting in the shoulder to spasm uncontrollalby

Zack: Sam what's wrong with your shoulder? Why does it keep moving around?

Sam: I don't know what's happening.

Zack: Probably just a shoulgasm.

by MS Track Problems January 2, 2013

shortascammed

When a short person cunningly convinces you to trust them , despite your basic human instincts. And then proceeds to elevate their self esteem by fucking over a taller person than them .. to make themself feel better about being vertically challenged.

Despite my gut feeling, i was still shortascammed by a little fucker.

by KS bang u April 16, 2020

snorkgasm

Fit of uncontrollable snorking, during which the snorker is rendered helpless.

The victim is often in a state of extreme distress; not to be confused with fake snorking.

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x: That snorkgasm she had yesterday was shit-scary.

y: We almost had to take her to the emergency room, duh. Thank god she finally passed out.

x: Yeah, I hope that never happens to me.

y: Dude, you have no sense of humor. Not likely.

by escuchon May 13, 2008

smorgasm

The feeling one experiences immediately after consuming a freshly made s'more dipped in milk.

1. Oh my gosh I just smorgasmed.
2. Mason: What is this incredible sensation I am experiencing right now?
Ryan: Don't fret, you're just having a smorgasm.

by Sam the Shrimper December 16, 2008

snoregasm

The mental climax achieved by falling asleep after a lengthy period of wakefullness, usually more than 24 hours. Typically found in Las Vegas hotel rooms and frat house basements.

I had such a snoregasm after I played craps until 9:00 AM last night.

by CPatch January 26, 2005