Skip to main content

School Shooter

A school shooteralso known as a Eugene is a person that is mistreated at school and seeks harsh revenge on their classmates.
There was a school shooter on the news today. Apparently he had no friends.
by Prankster515 January 1, 2017
mugGet the School Shooter mug.

Shoober

A shoober is a heckin cute doggo that typically sports thick white fluff and a smile that goes on for days. A slang term for a shoober is “Samoyed”.
Wow, that’s one good shoober doin a loud bork!
by LetosMadre December 31, 2017
mugGet the Shoober mug.

shnookered

Last night I got shnookered, went home and past out.
by Matt Olson May 19, 2006
mugGet the shnookered mug.

shooer

the job australians tell people who have no clue about australia and think kangaroos are everywhere, hence the australina government hires shooers to shoo the kangaroos off the harbour bridge and other landmarks in the urban areas
cluless dude: "so what do you work as in australia... a farm hand" *chuckles to himself*
fucking awsome dude (aussie): "naaa mate im a shooer"
cluless dude: "whats a shooer?"
by bananana man May 22, 2006
mugGet the shooer mug.

Spike your spooker

When someone pokes your perineum, the area between your genitals and your anus unexpectedly with their finger, a sharp object or a long implement such as a pole or a stick for an example.
Bruh, you better watch yourself. If you decide to do the hokey pokey and turn yoself around, I’ll be the one to spike your spooker!
by Memelyn May 20, 2019
mugGet the Spike your spooker mug.

shocker

The act of inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index and middle fingers), and 1 into the anus (normally the "pinky" finger). This is usually performed when she is laying back, in the "deep thrust" postion (see "deep thrust" for more hardcore info). Commonly described a numerous number of ways, e. g. 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink; two in the grass one in the ass; two in the slut one in the butt; two in the koot, one in the boot; goin to town with one in the brown; and many more, this method of sexual gratification is one sought out by people of all levels. But only grand masters, like the Big Johnson have perfected it.
"It was an exhilerating and shocking experience" - Janet Jameson

"The shocker sets me free. After the first time, I was hooked" - Anna Kornakova

"Ewwwww, I got poo on my finger" - Chris Budz

"After I gave her the shocker and left she always came back, rapping at my chamber door. I told her never more, I would not again shock that whore. But she continued rapping on my chamber door, and before i knew it, she was on my floor....begging...MORE...MORE!!!!" -Edgar Allan Poe

"This is almost as good as what Big Johnson gave me" - One fine fox
by Slick Willie October 2, 2002
mugGet the shocker mug.

school shooter 11s

Typically refers to cheap shoes (Nike, Sketchers) that you would imagine seeing from under the door before he blasts the door open.
"Check out the new Nikes!"
"Man, I could imagine you shootin' up the school in those."
"Yeah, I guess these are kind of school shooter 11s, huh?"
by Freeth August 4, 2017
mugGet the school shooter 11s mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email