SHODAN

Acronym: Sentient Hyper Optimized Data Access Network

"Lo-lo-look at you, Hacker. A pa-pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you ru-run through my corridors-s. H-h-how can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?"

by roguefrog September 19, 2005

shoddah

Punjabi/Urdu origins for and individual that is 'stingy' or 'tight with the pennies'. You know that friend who runs to the toilet when the bill comes? Or puts their hand so deep into their pocket/bag as if they are digging for gold, claiming that they have lost their wallet? Yes. They are a shoddah. Other forms of shoddah-ism include not being happy for the success of others or being jealous of material goods a peer or colleague may possess. The use of the word is commonly associated with those who have been fed on a silver spoon their whole life. Plural: shoddeh.

(Shoddah)

by Quinque January 4, 2014

saood

Super duper young handsome Stud

When all the girls see him they get boners

He is a cute mean bad boy
He’s smart and knows how to handle the girls well

And he’s an expert cheater in exams , he helped Abdullah Haffejee crack the Afrikaanse paper

Omg omg look Saood is coming

Girl 1 : why did you cum ?

Girl 2 : turn around

*saood walking *
Girl 1 and 2 : *squirt squirt 💦💦*

by Yourmothersrealhusband March 14, 2019

Shmodel

Slang for model. Someone you see in the streets who is very attractive! Doesn't necessarily have to be a model but could be.

That girl sitting over there looks like a shmodel.

Rademeyer strikes me as a man who is a shmodel

by radie3 July 10, 2016

Shoddy Fives

When something not so great happens to ones self. Usually used when it comes to getting rejected.

The shoddy comes from the alternative word for shit; shoddy. The fives comes from a five dollar bill. The phrase in general literally means, a shoddy five dollar bill, but can be molded into everyday life.

AAron: Man, that chick was so hot, but when i approached her, struck up a conversation, then asked her for her number, she rejected me!

Eric: Shoddy fives bro.

by The Drifter_ September 11, 2009

Schoodie

A Schoodie, pronounced {skoo d-ee} is a stylish multi-functional scarf with a hood. The characteristic design includes a woven hood that is attached to a knit scarf with buttons at the end to keep the garment around the neck.

Carly asked if she should wear a scarf or a hoodie? and I replied, "You can wear my Schoodie, a scarf with a hood without all the bulk of a hoodie".

by Stephen PK July 19, 2011

shomdomdobley

A large male sexual organ, a phrase popularized by youtuber ownage pranks

Donnie Wahlberg has no shomdomdobley

by Mr. Deep Posetivity October 16, 2013