shoewear

In the event that the government imposes doublespeak, the words shoes and footwear will then become shoewear, a simplified plural of many shoes or a category thereof.

Hey mom, my feet are just plain sad! I need some new shoewear to go with my sweet new wardrobe daddy paid for!

by jameesakee September 8, 2008

Shoeteria

An STD you get from having sex with your shoes on.

Dude, my shoeteria is flaring up right now.

by kvnbrch September 14, 2010

Shoriented

Of or related to the Jersey Shore.

Related: disShoriented. I get a little disShoriented when I've been throwing back tequila shots.

*Libraries across America are stocking up on Shoriented books like Snooki's "It's a Shore Thing."

*I'm not Shoriented with where to GTL in this town.

by CabsAreHeah March 16, 2011

Shoeless motherfucker

A broke ass hater who hates on anyone who better then him or her

Shoeless motherfucker: what’s up pig as bitch
Cool motherfucker: you just one shoeless mother fucker!

Everyone: daaaaaammmmmmnnnnn.....!!

by Gooseyswag December 18, 2018

Clown Shoeing

What one says when they wish to have an anonymous bowel movement in a public office bathroom. The act of wearing clown shoes would reduce any coworkers attempt to identify the person producing the #2 by observing their footwear.

Common Variants " Wearing Clown Shoes ", " Donning my Clownies", " WCS "

Verb: "Clowning It" - the act of changing ones shoes to avoid bathroom stall detection.

Informal: "Dude, lunch with our client was great but I was seriously clown shoeing when I got back to the office "

Formal: " I would like to continue with this TPS report conversation, however I have to take a moment and wear my clown shoes."

by oldmeatwad January 17, 2013

shoeicide bomber

A terrorist who plants explosives in a shoe, e.g., Richard Reid, who packed his Nikes with TNT in an attempt to blow up a British passenger jet shortly after 9/11.

Heathrow Airport authorities noted that the shoeicide bomber was easily detected in his flip-flops.

by Nguyen van Fock September 14, 2008

Shoedentification

Identifying someone by only being able to see their footwear. Occurs mostly in a bathroom when two people are sitting on toilets in a stall.

Cole: "Hey Garth, were you taking a shit 5 minutes ago?"

Garth: "Yeah, how'd you know?"

Cole: "Shoedentification!"

by Somerandomdudeinohio January 24, 2008