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snookie

-a short, fat (more ugly-than-not) girl with an attitude, who believes that she is very hot-looking
My niece Tiffany is such a snookie. She thinks she looks like Angelina Jolie but she's actually a dead-ringer for a fat Rosie Perez.
by dex87111 January 19, 2010
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Snookie-Cookie

A Snookie-Cookie is a derogative term referring to Jersey-based female private areas that are STD breeding grounds and should not be touched by males and/or females with basic morals and dignity. Females with a Snookie-Cookie should always be avoided becuase they are dirty and usually act premiscuous with many other humanbeings at one time and in one place.
The Situation: "Yo, Guido, watch out for that Guidette. I heard she's got a Snookie-Cookie."

Ronnie: "Yeah, lets bounce and hit the gym."
by TPBruso February 4, 2010
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Shnoobie

A funny word to say, that often means a small kind of animal that is cute, and you just want to squeeze it to death!
Caroline: OMG! would you just look at that little furball of a dog!
Pippa: It must be a Shnoobie!!
by Sable Able March 8, 2010
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Snookie

A name for the shortest most hobbit-like person in a group of friends, typically someone who tries to deny or takes offense to comments about their small stature. This should be used in place of the person's real name.
Hey Snookie do you need a booster seat for that barstool or should i just put you on my shoulders?

Dammit Snookie! Maybe we could get more girls if you weren't always creepin around like Bilbo Baggins.
by Donny who loved Bowling January 27, 2010
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Snookied

To lay an unsuspected person out for doing/saying something to you or about you.
Someone said something about his mother so he snookied his ass.
by 123 billings December 21, 2009
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shnoogie

A loving term used to describe one's cute, sweet, and beautiful girlfriend. A shnoogie is also any other noun known to man that one wants it to be.
"Five shnoogies for me...one shnoogie for you."
or
"I love my little shnoogie!"
by knownasjk December 20, 2008
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Shnootie

The Sperm and Semen of a monkey.
I liked that monkey at the zoo, till i found his shnootie on my back.
by Scara February 12, 2004
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