shnooble

NOUN; Someone who licks the anus of a turtle habitually; A turtle anus licker.

VERB: To lick a turtle's anus (usually in a habitual fashion)
also SHNOOBLIFICATE

Coined by Jake Holtz 2005. All Rights Reserved.

Other Forms:
shnoobled; shnooblification; shnooblificate; shnoobling; shnooblificating

NOUN FORM: I know why he likes turtles so much: He must be a fuckin' shnooble!

VERB FORB: Jake Holtz predicts that in 10 years every pet store will have a sign in front saying 'NO SHNOOBLING'

by Xanthippos Kakistos March 24, 2005

Shoobie

A tourist of South Jersey beaches, who has no clue what the hell they are doing at the beach or in general. The term originated when tourists visiting from Philadelphia carried their lunches in shoe boxes.

Hey, that fat annoying shoobie in the pink tube got in my way

by rbOC1 August 11, 2010

shmoobies

Big and jiggly man boobs that are often flicked.

Wow, darius and javon have some big shmoobies!

by Mikey12703 March 13, 2018

Shoobie

Tourists who invade beaches, primarily in the summer time, or other beach seasons.

You know you're a shoobie when: 1. You wear sneakers & socks on the beach, 2. Use of tents &or umbrellas, 3. VISORS, 4. Boogie Boards, 5. "Wings" bags, 6. A plethora of zinc sunscreen, 7. Having an array of sandwhiches packed away in your cooler

by Bmeyer August 24, 2011

shoobiekook beefmiester

a shoobie who is out in the line up with no reason bo be there in the first place and bags on you for ruining his time only to fall on his face the next wave.

"That dude is such a shoobiekook beefmiester"
"You mean that one who just ate crap a minute ago"

by SB4surf7 November 1, 2007

Shoobie Tan

A shoobie tan occurs when a person normally wears socks and/or shoes that cover their feet, and they also wear shorts. This results in the quite unattractive tan in which their feet are completely white while their legs, from the ankle up, are tanned. People with shoobie tans are usually seen on the beach in flip flops, unaware of their less-than attractive appearance.

Friend: Yo Dan, put some shoes on bro!

Dan: Yeah I know, I'm only wearing flip flops to get rid of my hideous shoobie tan.

by Longrod Von Hugedong June 22, 2008

Shnookie Putz

Is an endearing term referring to a loved one. Mixture of American and German, with Putz being used in a manner that is complimentary.

Rick is my little Shnookie Putz!!

by Miksta-AU March 2, 2011