schnockered

a really random instance of drunkeness; extremely drunk

I was completely schnockered on my birthday.
(I have only met a few people who have heard this word, and most of them are from Montana! :)

by Teddra March 15, 2005

snookered

tipsy; drunk; inebriated

I decided to get a bit snookered tonight.

by Duct-Tape Dan July 26, 2003

Snickered

The act of punching, preferably a Guidette, directly in the face after an insult directed toward ones lack of guido attributes. Also see Snookied

That bitch just got snickered after she told Mikey D that his fake tan was so cheap he must have gotten it from the Dollar Store.

by MickPunker December 11, 2009

snockered

to get wasted from the use of alcohol

dude we are going to get so snockered this weekend!

by Laura September 27, 2004

snookered

v. (in the billiards game snooker) Refers to a safety shot that makes the next shot by the opponent very difficult. Not to be confused with the UK slang term snooks

Steven Hendry snookered his opponent with a beautiful safety shot.

by i'm smelly April 29, 2006

snickered

the feeling you get after a good shag when you find it increasingly hard to move any part of your body, and would just like to sleep. completely comatose.

afterwards, i was so snickered i dropped my fag on the bed and i couldnt even move to pick it up.

by even more anonymous October 11, 2007

fer schnockered

When you have drank an insane amount of alcohol and are extremely drunk!

I was so fer schnockered I don't even remember how I got home!!!

by K Lou October 28, 2008