Shieating

Taking a shit and eating at the same time.

Pronounced like sheet-ing

"Wyd"
"Eating ravioli."
"Where are you?"
"The bathroom"
"Dude, are you shieating again?"

by Haidengombash March 15, 2016

shmeat gang task force

A group of friends who share brotherly love and all have small penises

Yo, the Shmeat Gang Task Force is about to run a train on her.

by Frylockmeow May 28, 2018

Shweaty

The beyond try-hard

Mongraal's building is the definition of shweaty.

by DYLXN PLAYS March 5, 2019

ShmeatMir

someone with a rather lengthy schlong.

Shmeatmir gets all the ladies!

by LeShmeatmir December 11, 2022

Shlurp my own Shmeat

When you do not trust a female to perform oral sex on your penis, so you do it yourself

Deadass brug, ion trust these thots so I shlurp my own shmeat.

by Big nigga shit you namm sayin August 31, 2017

shmeat

extremely small penis

tommy got that shmeat

by drizzyaf April 26, 2015

Shmeathead

A person who is stupid and is always saying dumb shit

This shmeathead said drake is better than Gunna

by The real point guard October 16, 2018