Shmoofed

Not having money at the moment

Bro I can’party I’m Shmoofed

by McNigger June 20, 2019

Shmoozark

A wildly obese and ugly person

Shut up bro you look like shmoozark

by Pssani December 13, 2019

Smooze

When you stick a handful of skittles in a laxative, shove it up your ass, and then shit liquid rainbow all over your partner's face.

Patricia: What is smooze? Will we like it? Is it something nice?
Rob: It sure is! But it'll cost you 50 bucks.

by ProPyro138 November 18, 2017

schmoozer

One who talks smoothly. Smooth talker, sweet talker. Mostly used by men to get into a womans bed. Originated from one who's name is Cam.

Did you hear that Michael got into Jamie's pants... He must be a real schmoozer!"

by Mike September 8, 2004

smooze

To manipulate, through clever conversation or flattery, your way into ones good graces.
Generally related to chasing women or scamming money.

Damn, that guy could smooze a nun outta' her panties.

by steven September 9, 2003

shmoozle

to sneak your way through something.

i shmoozled my way passed security.

by Lorriana September 3, 2006

shnoozee

A shnoozee (also shnoozy or shnoozey) is a male person who is over 30 years old and still living in his parents small house where he gets food and stuff for free. His mother sings the 'old mac donalds had a farm' song every night and he falls asleep with his thumb in his mouth.
He also asks his parents if he can stay out a little longer than 10 p.m.

His parents don't really care but accept the way he is.

It's just someone who refuses to grow up and get a real life.

Shnoozee: I gotta go home. It's 10 p.m. and I couldn't get my parents on the phone to let them know where I am and when I come home.
Female: Gee. You are 34. Are your parents more important than me?
You are such a shnoozee! I'm done with you!

by woobledoo1978 February 12, 2005