shmurr

shmurr - a healthy alternative to "whatever" whein response to a question. 55% lower calories.

Your butler: Can I get you a lager, sir? Or maybe a scotch on the rocks?

You: erm, shmurr

by Matt January 24, 2005

shmere

anything u want it to mean

i got kicked in the shmere!it hurt like a shmere. god damn shmere! i ate a shmere for breakfast(shmere) lunch(shmere)and dinner(shmere).

by jonny April 4, 2003

Ball shmear

When a man dunks his sweat balls in ink and drags it across a surface.

Dave: hey terry wanna go ball shmear the school?
Terry: No! Remember when we almost got caught!

by Shid man November 5, 2021

shmerf

a small person. you know like those small blue people. only its shmerf. just because.

short person walks by nd bumps into someone.
tall person: did dhis shmerf just bump in to meh? hell no neqro!

by ladii trilla. September 19, 2009

shmer

This word means cool or in with the generation

Llamas are so shmer

by bojack February 8, 2015

pap shmear

a gynocological device; or a diss

a bunch got stolen from a hospital in Pittsburgh, so that is reason for a diss.

dude 1: (farts on dude's back)
dude 2: dude y you being such a pap shmear?

by Tex February 22, 2005

shmeer

shmeer is shmeer no real definiton just really pisses off the people around you.

1-SHMEER-shut the hell up

2-SHMEER-what the hell

3-SHMEER-WTF

by BOB12345 September 26, 2006