shmegla

a stupid asian girl with a flat face. Is usually a whore that runs cheap.

guy 1 - i fucked a shmegla for a penny yesterday!
guy 2 - damn those asian whores are always run cheap! They always do a nice job though if yah no what im sayin!
guy 1 - DAMN STRAIGHT! MY dick hurts so bad from that shmegla!

by Jeremy378564845 January 2, 2009

shmeaglet

Very small penis

The boy on the fourth floor named Xay has a shmeaglet

by shlongboy20 January 19, 2016

Schmegle

An overly undersized penis.

Man Hayden has a schmegle!

by BigDickGriff February 19, 2017

Shmeagle

The word for a gross and misgrousting person. He is crusty and takes it up the butthole. He goes by many names such as Crusty Caucausian. he like to pee himself on a daily basis. When a girl starts a conversation with him, he tends to freeze up and shed his crust everywhere. Then momentarily after that, he craps himself.

Ewwwww... Its a shmeagle...run
That guy is a shmeagle.

by The Crustiest Person September 20, 2013

Shmagle

1.. A cigarette..When Bummed off another person...

Stewart..Can I plz have a shmagle Im going through nicotene withdrawl..
2.... That Greedy fuck Bejamin wouldnt throw me a shmagle when I was drunk so I slapped him in the face...twice.....

by Herbieflyfly January 26, 2009

schmeglemelch

a evil monster killer vagina with razor teeth to chop off your dick... the owner is normall a fat zitty turb monster... never approach a schmeglemelch or do anything sexual by or to it.... you will get ate by its mighty razor blades

holy shit ashton got his dick cut off by that crazy ass schmeglemelch when he touched it

by crazydickeatingvagina O_o December 22, 2009

Shmeele

A very large and round cat.
Normally very annoying and hates to be around strangers and held. WARNING - May be an alien. -lul-

Guy1-Dude your cat is so Shmeele.
Guy2-Yea, I know, I wish she was normal.

by The one and only Shmeele March 13, 2013