Smegaladon

A name for someone who has a mass build up of smegma.

Omg Heidi, stay away from Brad, he's a smegaladon.

by Meat Man 666 August 13, 2018

smegal Jackhammer

The sexual position which resembles a jackhammer while impersonating Smegal from lord of the ring

I smegal jackhammerd that slut good and proper

by Michael Kain May 23, 2006

smegalump

Smegalumps are the small white spots on the helmet of the penis when one peals back the foreskin. This is due to someone not cleaning themselves properly or not having a good standard of hygiene.

To use in a sentence - You dirty little smegalump or you stupid smeghead!!

by DrTurner October 26, 2010

Shmegularr

God’s Noble Disciples. Led by High Priestess Jude 🙏🏼

“bro are you a Glinker??”
“nah fuck Glinkers imma Shmegularr

by GarbleFunk May 9, 2022

shmeggle

The act of having anal sex with one's mom and becoming your step dad in one swift motion.

person 1: Yo Alec wants to shmeggle into my family
person 2: damn bro that sucks

by shmeggle 4 fun July 7, 2011

shmeegal

a funny thing to say when theres nothing to say. a good thing to say when theres akward silences.

Johnny:SHMEEGAL, SHMEEGALLY SHMEEG!
Laura: Dosnt matter, dosnt matter

by Chexican1234 September 13, 2009

Shmegalodon

A shmegalodon is the apex predator of dicks

The most gurthy and largest length penis out there

Yo bro I realized while we were double teaming that chick that you have a massive shmegalodon swimming in your pants!

by The Wavy Ace November 27, 2020