Doolally Shmeckle

A common term used to define a young Eastern Atlantic man who is able to walk and run using nothing but a prolapsed anus and a can of beans.

Yo, stop being such a Doolally Shmeckle fam - that ain't lit lmao lol

by 5shmecklesplease February 15, 2019

shmeckle

a very funny looking and/or small penis, a.k.a. Carson Daly

again, Carson Daly

by howareya January 29, 2004

Shmickles

Usually a scally hailing from the city of culture of Liverpool. Has curly hair and a moustache and needs to be educated. Often mistaken for a builder and kicked out of 24 hour study places

Guard: No Shmickles, you a builder
Shmickles: No honestly i've got a stoody card

by Kwame April 22, 2005

Fecal-Shmeckled

(Verb) When you're doing anal with a girl, and she craps on your cock

Guy #1: What smells?

Guy #2: I tried to buttfuck Sheela, but i went too hard and got fecal-shmeckled

by Mashque September 22, 2010

shmeckle dwarfed

To have not bought Chipotle to save money only to find a twenty dollar bill on the way home.

John: Why didn't you get Chipotle?
Christian: I needed to save money.
*finds twenty*
John: Ha you've been shmeckle dwarfed!!!

by Pickles the mighty February 28, 2008

Shmeckels

Another word for money, cash, coins, mulla, schmoney, stacks, etc.

Look at all my shmeckels.
I can buy a lot of nugs with all my shmeckels!
Grab my shmeckels from my wallet.

by VNova December 4, 2019

Shmeele

A very large and round cat.
Normally very annoying and hates to be around strangers and held. WARNING - May be an alien. -lul-

Guy1-Dude your cat is so Shmeele.
Guy2-Yea, I know, I wish she was normal.

by The one and only Shmeele March 13, 2013