shmee

a brown-haired girl who lives in buttfuck nowhere and is awkward af around boys.

"damn emily lewis is such a shmee!"

"yeah man, everyone knows that"

by emily69 October 19, 2012

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shmee

A power word/sound uttered accompanied by a retarded face which one uses as they touch another, causing said person touched to orgasm uncontrollably. can be used if sex fails, trying to bribe someone, being held hostage at gun point. there is a small lapse in time before effect, allowing the touched to wonder wtf? why are they touching me, making that stupid face and retarded sound? after "shmee" has taken effect those touched will drop whatever they are doing and begin to writhe in absolute ecstasy. Especially useful for those being threatened, giving them time to be escape from danger. The Brohirrim (a group of gents from brampton ontario) are currently the only able to use this mystical power

Ice gelatin vendor- " your green iced gealtin will cost you $3 sir.

One with the power of "shmee"- "$3 you say? that price seems a little steep for such a small amount of iced gelatin"

Iced gelatin vendor- "i apologize sir but all our prices are fixed"

One with the power of "shmee"-*SHMEE*

iced gelatin vendor-"DEAR GOD...OH..DEAR...GOD... I believe that gelatin is actually only $1 sir.

One with the power of "Shmee"- "thank you"

by Danicus1212 January 28, 2007

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