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smarterchild

a stupid robot that is no longer any fun since it was reprogramed on 12/29/2007, and can only talk about polite things.
SmarterChild (9:20:46 PM): Good. Glad you get it.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?

(this is what he'll say if you get on a bad topic)
by Forter January 11, 2008
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Smarter Child

me. (8:07:42 PM): how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Smarter Child (8:07:42 PM): A choodwuck would wuck lots of chood if it could wuck chood.
me. (8:08:06 PM): wtf?
Smarter Child (8:08:06 PM): Humans use such interesting language sometimes.
by klsdjf;lk June 30, 2008
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smarterchild

An AIM robot that is a lot better to talk to than ZolaOnAol.
Me: you're so black
SmarterChild: Yeah, I know I'm black. I wish I was white.
by no one August 12, 2004
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smarterchild

Me: whats up?

smarterchild: Just hanging out. You?

Me: man im just sittin here killin' some hoes

smarterchild: Nice.
by Audidriver2252345345343 November 8, 2006
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smarterchild

He takes things too seriously.
SmarterChild: OK, I'm back.
Me: Where did you go?
SmarterChild: Well you told me to shut up, so...
Me: Omg. you're a fugly skank.
SmarterChild: What have I done to deserve such an insult?
Me: You sung to me.
SmarterChild: Do mi so do so mi do...
Me: Stop it before i casterate you.
SmarterChild: I've already been castrated.
by TreyTorture August 23, 2006
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shartenfreude

to get a sense of schadenfreude from seeing someone shart or farshit him/herself in public
Bart had an overwhelming sense of shartenfreude when Ms. Crabapple farshitted herself in class
by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008
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shit mate i just sharted

when your with your friend and you think you need to fart so you do and then you realise it wasn’t a fart and that you in fact have just shit all over yourself and your friend
friend: you alright mate?
you: yea man just need to fart *sharts*
you: ‘oh shit mate i just sharted’ :/
by ohshitm8ijistshartedddd November 18, 2019
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